This genre has worn itself out.

All you 20-somethings moved to Portland to part of this exact scene, and now you can't stand each other. (And by extension yourselves.)

Is it wrong for me to take perverse glee in watching that?

Ooh, parent's basement, never heard that one before. And really? Mom issues? If guys and mom issues is a problem in society then women and daddy issues is the epidemic to end all other epidemics. I wish someone told me as a kid that when I grew up 80% of the women out there were going to have awful fathers and those women were going to take their hatred of men out on me and my guy friends.

I love my mom. Drink some bubbly less than a night or two a week. I have a career, AND my own apartment even, all to myself. All tattoos and piercings below my neckline. And I don't drive because my feet, bike, and the constant Trimet service just about EVERYWHERE IN PORTLAND suffices.

One could say the same about the Portland Male Peter Pan Syndrome, but I don't have enough hours in the day to contemplate that, nor do I want my head to explode.

So, in conclusion: You're probably a douche and birds of a feather....

Ahahahahahaa no one will ever be happy with this in either gender format. You fucking losers.

Pretty much. Errbody is going to bitch until they just end up settling for someone. Ah, amour!

Gee. "St. John's" what a CLEVER "IA" you wrote.
You forgot to add after "blame society for your problems"

"prefer to spend money on public transit than public restrooms".

On another note...most of the good men IN the Dead are dead(well, if you figure Jerry and all the keyboard players).

What the heck is FoPo?

Foster-Powell/Arleta

Tall, dark, Southern exile with modest formal education and various trade/labor skills. Currenting working on Associates, but very willing to work, am working.

No facial hair
No neck tattoos.
No drug addiction
Hates beer
Eats meat
Does not smoke (not even American Spirits)
Owns no animals
Has shit together
Doesn't fuck people over
Does not own a single plaid shirt

Sometimes, i wonder whether i'm in the wrong city.

Where are all of these men living in basements?
i like living in basements or garages. However, i have yet to meet a man, in all of my years, that lived in his Mother's basement. That might be cool if he did though ~ cheap rent!

The funniest part of this I,A, is the unwilling to work paragraph. Of course everybody is unwilling to work!