Anonymous Aug 13, 2012 at 8:39 pm

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good form, I,A, but, unfortunately, all of your work was in vain -- i'm sure there's more poop there by now.....mcdonald's poop, and perhaps some of the chick-fil-A variety.....(not much fiber in either, making your job even more difficult and unpleasant.)

what you're doing is kind of like that old expression: you're polishing the bannisters(?) on the titanic.....

we have no hope against the inconsiderate bowel-movers.
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We're still trying to get it into their heads.
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I recently went to a camping spot on the South Umpqua I hadn't been to in twenty years. What once was a pristine out-of-the-way place off of a dangerous dirt road is now a toxic dump.

People are seriously the worst thing that has ever happened to this planet.
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Ok... I get it. The city folk pack up most their house for a weekend adventure into the unknown... I call them the weekend warriors. Racing in on fri evening, fighting over campsites, children running amuck hacking at any living thing they see with sharp objects they don't know how to use. I especially love the folks who just have to bring their motor home and generaters that are so loud so they can use their microwaves and take a shower even though they have not even broken a sweat. Bathroom stinks so they shit and piss outside near water sources or whatever cause hell this is the forest right?whatever that don't want to pack away they just leave it there cause maybe a deer might want it? Chairs, coolers, dirty diapers, tp. U name it I,ve seen it. Really love the kid I found at 1 am with a can of gas throwing it into the fire during a drought... When I yelled at him about it his folks couldn't even be bothered to get out of bed.do us all a favor you fuck sticks stay at home period. It is obvious you don't belong in whatever is left of nature and you are teaching your children that everything is disposable and just doesn't matter.. What really gets me is that come sun. Morning you scurry back to wherever you came from leaving your filthy mark on everything I hate you and your little minions.you have ruined some very lovely places and for this I am deeply saddened.
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so, i've heard of this tv show that's about a serial killer that kills serial killers -- what we need is someone with that kind of mentality and determination, but who utilizes shit and rubbish instead of guns or knives.....

our hero would stake out campsites, take note of the assholes, clean up their messes, find out where they live and work, and then inflict sweet and just punishment upon them.

you know, like smearing their (and their kids') (and our hero's!) shit on the doors of their homes and workplaces, dumping ten times as much litter as they littered into their cars and onto their lawns, hanging up flyers around town featuring the offenders, launching a spam assault at their phone/email accounts, etc.

for a bonus, once he/she is done with all of this poetic justice stuff, our hero would then report them to law enforcement, providing them with ample evidence to prosecute.
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Thank you for cleaning up after those horribly inconsiderate people, you are a testament to to Portland's "can do" spirit and moxie.
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Yes; thank you very much for cleaning up and I'm sorry that it made your Saturday not a very good at day because of it. You're a good person for doing it.

I'll be going camping soon; either at the end of August or in the middle of September; if I see anyone littering; I will throw it into their tent when they are asleep. Then laugh.
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I agree with you, Anon, but these disgusting jerks aren't gonna change. You're just going to have to get up earlier and drive farther.
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Good rant. I just discovered that my fav spot in nature is ruined by chain saws, dirt bikes, gravel, logging trucks and lots of garbage. I hate people. Destroyers of everything.

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