Maybe. I don't have any idea what the problem could be. I wish you the best of luck in sorting it out though.

In other news: I have the dubious honor of living across the street from an Applebee's, and every night there are always people fighting outside that place. What goes on in there that has people so riled up? Is it the jalapeño poppers? Those things are spicy. Or, do you think there really places in this town where this conversation is happening: "Hey Matt, let's go down to the Applebee's and get rowdy!" "What, is it Tuesday night already?" "Sure is, and I'm in the mood for some divorced-single-mom-just-trying-to-cope-with-what-her-life-has-become action!" "Fuck yeah! Let's do this! It's time for the G.I. Bros to hit the town!"

I don't know. I just wish they would settle down out there... Or find a way to beat each other quietly. I guess that would work too.

Yeah; I,A is probably ugly and a total cunt. Can't fix the ugly; but you can stop being a total cunt.

Frumpy isn't always so bad, as long as it doesn't degrade into frowzy.

Me too! Let's date!

[You all realize this was most likely a metapost/snark, right?]

Most people are too scared of rejection to act on impulse in that moment when you should just walk up and say hello. That's why everyone is single, and posting I Saw You shit daily - they can only muster courage behind a computer screen a few hours after the moment has passed them by. Buncha pussies in this town, male and female both.

Ugh this post isn't even remotely clever.

The Queen has spoken with disgust now everyone can leave the dungeon. As you were. As for the rest of us we can enjoy the treats and the canopies.

Leaky's creepy love/hate obsession is almost as disturbing as his writing. Would you mind telling me where the dungeon and the canopies might be found? Park blocks??

Yeah, there. @ Park blocks.