Anonymous Sep 11, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Yes, We are Judging Your Beverage Choices

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If I find a product that makes me as happy as I was in the Cabbage Patch aisle 30 years ago you can be sure I wont give a dingle berry of a crap what the hipster stockperson things of me.
rottentangerine on September 11, 2012 at 4:21 PM Report this
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lol this is the most fickle, weepy IA of all time. Bro, you work in a fucking grocery store, get over yourself.
arenit on September 11, 2012 at 4:34 PM Report this
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When it ends in .99 it's always cheap. I don't know, just saying.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on September 11, 2012 at 5:42 PM Report this
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I bet you work at Belmont Station.
Sped on September 11, 2012 at 5:49 PM Report this
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It's all good anonymous, I'm judging you while you stock shelves too, fair is fair!
:-) on September 11, 2012 at 6:23 PM Report this
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Most big chain grocery stores wait until afterhours to stock.. Trader Joe's "beer aisle" is more like a couple shelves. I'm betting New Seasons - he certainly has all the symptoms of a New Seasons employee.
arenit on September 11, 2012 at 7:32 PM Report this
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Drink what makes you happy, and don't waste your time worrying about anyone who tells you that your taste isn't good enough. Every second you spend worrying about whether you're listening to the "right" music, wearing the "right" clothes, or drinking the "right" beer is a second that you've wasted and can't get back.
Torgo on September 11, 2012 at 9:42 PM Report this
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'corona' and 'shock top' ARE shit, though.....

if you're willing to drink those, why not save yourself some money and a few trips to the bathroom and just drink mouthwash? -- it usually weighs in at about 40 proof (roughly 4-times stronger than your average beer), and the ladies (or mens) will be fooled into thinking that you have good oral hygiene to boot: win-win.
human in training on September 11, 2012 at 9:59 PM Report this
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Woodstock is Hamm's and hard liquor country. You PBR/Microbrew drinking hipsters might do well to stay away. *polishes shotgun*
BokChoy on September 11, 2012 at 11:26 PM Report this
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Ah, Shock Top! Worry not, if you're at Sleep Country Amphitheater to see Willie Nelson, 3 out of 4 rednecks in front of you in the beer line will order one. Why, you ask? Because it tastes like soda pop and the label features an anthropomorphic orange slice sporting a mohawk and Oakley shades-- i.e., COOLEST BEER EVER.
Chunty McHutchence on September 11, 2012 at 11:43 PM Report this
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#WHITEPEOPLEPROBLEMS
on September 12, 2012 at 3:19 AM Report this
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Real Mexican pee-pee costs more than that, though.
Todd Mecklem on September 12, 2012 at 7:06 AM Report this
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Hey, straw-customer: someone who works at a store thinks ill of you! TAKE THAT!
on September 12, 2012 at 10:09 AM Report this
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Nothing is cooler than arguing over which toxic beverage tastes better than the other.
Demondog on September 12, 2012 at 1:09 PM Report this
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"Hop Nightmare III---the Reckoning"-- where can I buy this? New Seasons??
Chunty McHutchence on September 12, 2012 at 7:20 PM Report this
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what the hell is Shock Top?
Blabby on September 13, 2012 at 1:46 PM Report this
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@ blabby:

exactly.
human in training on September 13, 2012 at 1:48 PM Report this
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You self righteous, oxygen usurping, punk. If I ever catch you giving me the stink eye as a reach for a sixer of Corona Light I'll throw you down put a firm flip-flop on the back of your neck and cram a silo of Pabst right up your keister. That'll unfuck you good!
Keyser Söze on September 13, 2012 at 4:01 PM Report this
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@Keyser, I know this is a bit nit-picky, but wouldn't that be the exact opposite of "unfuck"?
Torgo on September 13, 2012 at 4:26 PM Report this
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"bearded rubes who fancy they actually have a discerning palate".....ding, ding ,winner!
on September 15, 2012 at 3:24 PM Report this

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