Dear Cab Driver

Comments

1
You'd rather smell the body in the trunk?
2
So, I've never liked the smell of cologne (or at least the ones that I've encountered), but it's never made me gag and cough. What I find interesting is that individual responses can be so different; some people hardly seem to notice, while others nearly collapse in a fit of coughing and sneezing. Does anyone know what the difference is between people that cause such varying reactions? Is it some kind of hyper-sensitivity? I know that for some, it irritates their asthma, but I've also known non-asthmatics who respond this way. Just curious.
3
Call this what it is- You hate stinky foreign cab drivers
4
oh so sensitive, maybe you could crack a window?
5
aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy why you say dat? de ladies they dig the drakkar noir.
6
A-Fucking-Men. AND the dude at the gym that I had to change next to the other day who furiously pumped that shit all over his fucking body after showering. He looked shocked when I called him out on being a stupid fucktard for spraying that shit in public/closed quarters.
7
In Soviet Russia cologne wears you!