All the world's a mouth,
And all the men and women merely molars.

I still call it Cooper's, as do most people who have frequented that place over the years. I also say PGE Park instead of Jeld-Wen Field sometimes. Not a big deal.

I accidentally ordered a McLatte at Burger King. Boy, was the cashier upset!

A barista with a poor attitude? I have never heard of such a thing!

I wonder if the staff gets written up if they LET people calli it "Cooper's"? Some management types get really fascist about "branding".

For any of us out of towner's that might venture into "The Artist Formerly Known As 'Cooper's'", Anon what are people SUPPOSED to call it now? What is Cooper's "slave name"?

Ahahahahahaaha baristas are just amazing people.... vomit.

You are supposed to call it Stark Street Station now.