Oh wow, you didn't even criticize her when she wore pants you didn't approve of?! Gosh, you really do sound AMAZING! I can't imagine why she left you.

Please re-submit this IA as an Instagram photo essay

The sea of Desperate Debbies does get tiresome. I'm searching for at least a rivulet of Slutty Svetlanas.

Todd: Svetlana?! Avoid the Russian women. Trust me. A normal girl will ruin your life. A Russian one will end it.

Ha. You were a total nancy and regret not boning her when she was crashing at your house. Now that she's gone, you cry here instead.....

Something tells me that she won't be too happy with the guy who lets her move in after a month either. But I wish her luck finding Portland's ambitious lifestyle.

Hahaha you sound like a loser and I am glad she ditched you. Whining about her pants and flash photography on I,A? Also, Forest Park hasn't been dangerous since the late 90s. Grow a fucking nut sack.

Hook up with a farm girl, city women are too neurotic.