I would but I'm so high, A FOUR OF FISH AND FINGER PIES IN SUMMER, MEANWHILE BACK.

Replace "hallway" with "eastbank esplanade" and "idiot" with "morbidly obese mom with a double wide stroller and a trenta sized coffee flavored milkshake" and you would've had me at hello.

hahahaha arenit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC86yQAzaxg

⬆no one watches your dumb fucking videos, we only click the dislike button. Dumbfuck.

So you're a part of a hate group, geo? Wow.

somehow reminds me of (late) Albert Ellis comment:
"Why can’t you understand that some people are crazy and violent and do all kinds of terrible things? Until you accept it, you’re going to be angry, angry, angry." Except replace crazy and violent people with those who are "slow-walking and unaware of surroundings".

The NEXT line of this "I.A." should have been have been:

"Get them to grease the wheels on your portable IV stand, too! It squeaks like a motherfucker. And no, 'please, mister, I just had brain surgery two days ago' doesn't cut it. I got pharma samples to give out, you slacker!! "

Such LOSERS Portland is utterly abound with! Can't even be bothered to WALK THE FUCK AROUND someone like ever single functioning human would do, DAMN!

if the biological world allows arenit to procreate, it will be twins, and the woman obese