You're fat and women won't touch you
Sexy girl fucks you but you think it's "not right"
You continue this "not right" thing for 2 months
Now you can't stop thinking about her
99.9999999% of the populace would say "hey, cool, she's sexy, she wants my dick in her and she's sane.. I'm such a lucky guy" - but your Jabba the Hut ass wants to dump her off. The problem is all you buddy. Fear of intimacy, fear of getting hurt, fear she'll find out you read 50 shades of grey (come on son), or fear that OMG U FELLZ IN LUV OMG SCURRRD
Can't wait for his next IA that will start out something like: "My dick is dripping, smells really bad, and feels like I'm pissing battery acid when I pee..."
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Light sex is not real, but might i suggest the bracelet sex! (thats on the skunz bucket list now) And stop being so up tight Young Jedi, just appreciate that someone actually likes you, more then you like you! (cant she just have that?)
you dislike my comment? hey.. go (be a lady steph) go "beep" yourself! ANONYMOUS ON MON, NOV 2 needs us! we're a wolf pack damn it, and when sexy "sexy" says yes... we encourage damn it! (pdx, you make me so sad!!)
The Bracelet?, that is a GREAT IDEA! smh!!!!
You'll never believe what happened to me today!
Option 2: Next time she wants to hook up, don't show up. Repeat. She will get the hint eventually.
My advice: Take option 1.
Also, if she only sees you as a fuck buddy you don't need to worry too much about hurting her feelings. She'll find a new one.
You're fat and women won't touch you
Sexy girl fucks you but you think it's "not right"
You continue this "not right" thing for 2 months
Now you can't stop thinking about her
99.9999999% of the populace would say "hey, cool, she's sexy, she wants my dick in her and she's sane.. I'm such a lucky guy" - but your Jabba the Hut ass wants to dump her off. The problem is all you buddy. Fear of intimacy, fear of getting hurt, fear she'll find out you read 50 shades of grey (come on son), or fear that OMG U FELLZ IN LUV OMG SCURRRD
Enjoy your trip to the Dick Doctor, dummy.
Light sex is not real, but might i suggest the bracelet sex! (thats on the skunz bucket list now) And stop being so up tight Young Jedi, just appreciate that someone actually likes you, more then you like you! (cant she just have that?)
The Bracelet?, that is a GREAT IDEA! smh!!!!