Anonymous Jan 7, 2013 at 12:59 am

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throw them a bone, and give them something to fix. They'll stop stalking you
2
lol Gresham
3
While I cannot say his name here due to mercury rules, I will say that this sounds a lot like this asshole I went to high school with.

Again, I can't say his name, but I do know that if you google "Biggest douche bag in Portland" he is result #2.
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Weird. I accidentally googled "biggest douche band in Portland" and got 'White Orange' as a result.
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What kind of person gets their ass kicked by a drunken dope fiend?
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The kind of person who is smaller/weaker/less insane than the drunken dope fiend? Fighting a meth head is way different from fighting a heroin addict.
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1) Restraining order
2) Mace
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Git that hippy healing shit outta here, man!
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You don't have to fight; you can always run away; more often than not its the smartest thing to do; when facing a meth head.
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Have you ever tried running while on uppers? I can't say that I've ever run real distances (or made much of a habit out of doing uppers) but it does give you one hell of an advantage in short sprints. Even in high heels. I shit you not.

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