Anonymous Jan 10, 2013 at 5:13 pm

Your Girl Wants Me

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"Otherwise, I don't just dont know and that's probably the aspergers."

Indeed.
geyser on January 10, 2013 at 8:39 PM Report this
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Guys with tiny dicks still refer to themselves as asexual to explain their intimacy issues? Thanks for the update!
arenit on January 10, 2013 at 10:37 PM Report this
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lol "I can haz lies and hatred".
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on January 11, 2013 at 1:24 AM Report this
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Does this mean you won't jerk off with me in my hotel room?
Todd Mecklem on January 11, 2013 at 10:06 AM Report this
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Calling sex "it": a clear sign that the author is definitely not in junior high.
on January 11, 2013 at 10:43 AM Report this
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I am sure the "ladies" are relieved to know this
on January 11, 2013 at 2:44 PM Report this
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i hope your friends know to hide the hand lotion and vacuum cleaners when you come over.
greige on January 11, 2013 at 4:24 PM Report this
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Clifford???
Clowntown on January 11, 2013 at 7:11 PM Report this
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Bullshit, they want ME.
frankieb on January 12, 2013 at 12:13 PM Report this
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Is this a riddle? Like, What always runs and never gets where it's going?

Ok, I'll try.... You're a neutered kitten. I think that fits.
pdxMB on January 14, 2013 at 4:50 PM Report this

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