^^ Validating why online dating is only for the neurotic and socially maladjusted. Who gives a fuck what his garbage service is? And no way, people lie and inflate their own sense of accomplishment on Facebook? Get outta here! Next you're gonna tell me people try to be funny on Twitter!
So, IAnon says that she (maybe he, but lets go with she) learned that everything her potential suitor said over the last few days were lies based on her Facebook stalking of a person she didn't even meet in person yet.
One of those lies is that he doesn't pay for his own garbage service. I find it highly amusing that 1) IAnon's conversations with someone she's never met veered into the realm of what utilities he had and how he paid for them; and 2) that the potential suitor would post updates about said garbage service on his Facebook.
I think IAnon should seriously reconsider that hypothetical first date because it sounds like she is already into the hypothetical relationship when she is discussing such inane details as garbage service and utility payments.
That's funny-I have two neighbors that don't get trash service. But they are both retired so it's unlikely that either is your suitor. I've always considered it weird, but perhaps it's more pervasive than I thought.
"I like dating sites for three reasons; 1) I get to read all there is to read about Portland, and the people in it. 2) I get to stroll through man profiles, while forming a fucking “well aren’t you a big bag of fun” opinion. 3) I might just get lucky and score good conversation, and maybe meet someone new."
IA, you do realize that all of these things is precisely what makes you... the sort of person who trolls on-line dating sites then whines on I, Anon about the lousy hook-up that resulted. You DO realize this, right?
^^ And?
@ Damosa I,A has clearly stated that he/she likes dating sites with their comment “You have officially hacky sack stalled my likeness for dating sites for just a moment.”
“just a moment” doesn’t mean “makes you... the sort of person who trolls on-line dating sites then whines on I, Anon about the lousy hook-up that resulted.”
It doesn’t even sound like they did hook up.
I agree with I,A. If you can’t afford your own garbage service, then you can’t afford to suit anyone. Online dating is like buying a car off Craigslist, run your car fax people. Plus I assume that I,A imagined what his/her car smelled like with the adjacent traveling garbage smell.
“I call shot gun”
Is this actually a phrase that people use? I thought we all had an unspoken understanding that hacky sacks were supposed to have faded quietly into laughable obscurity several years ago...
One of those lies is that he doesn't pay for his own garbage service. I find it highly amusing that 1) IAnon's conversations with someone she's never met veered into the realm of what utilities he had and how he paid for them; and 2) that the potential suitor would post updates about said garbage service on his Facebook.
I think IAnon should seriously reconsider that hypothetical first date because it sounds like she is already into the hypothetical relationship when she is discussing such inane details as garbage service and utility payments.
IA, you do realize that all of these things is precisely what makes you... the sort of person who trolls on-line dating sites then whines on I, Anon about the lousy hook-up that resulted. You DO realize this, right?
fuck back atcha,
don't hacky
sack these royal
nuts I'm the
KING
of 33rd & Hawthorne.
@ Damosa I,A has clearly stated that he/she likes dating sites with their comment “You have officially hacky sack stalled my likeness for dating sites for just a moment.”
“just a moment” doesn’t mean “makes you... the sort of person who trolls on-line dating sites then whines on I, Anon about the lousy hook-up that resulted.”
It doesn’t even sound like they did hook up.
I agree with I,A. If you can’t afford your own garbage service, then you can’t afford to suit anyone. Online dating is like buying a car off Craigslist, run your car fax people. Plus I assume that I,A imagined what his/her car smelled like with the adjacent traveling garbage smell.
“I call shot gun”
Quick, to the I Don't Give A Shit phone!
Why was his address posted on a dating site (or on facebook)?
"I wanna talk to Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden"
Or is it: 'You're telling me someone would just go and lie on the internet like that?'
Or, blah blah blah....zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz................
Is this actually a phrase that people use? I thought we all had an unspoken understanding that hacky sacks were supposed to have faded quietly into laughable obscurity several years ago...