"I'm not one to go off on people but if I have to be polite one more time, I'm going to tell you to fuck off"

Sure you will Anonymous. Sure you will.

I do not get the title. Is Cricket the name of the movie guy, or are you taking a shot at my favorite cellular service provider?

There's something better than either being insincerely polite or saying "Fuck off!"... just don't acknowledge his existence. This isn't brain surgery, folks! (Though that might work too.)

I live down the street from the Observatory and I haven't seen this cat selling DVDs yet...

Out of curiosity though, did he have anything good for sale? I'm down to pick up a cheap copy of "Con Air"...

Why are you thanking him?