Anonymous Feb 15, 2013 at 11:31 pm

A Cougar Ate My Cracker

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Maybe we should administer drug tests before allowing people to post??
Wm. Steven Humphrey on February 16, 2013 at 3:02 PM Mercury Staff
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Until then I'll be continuing my policy of ingesting drugs before reading posts.
Todd Mecklem on February 16, 2013 at 3:17 PM Report this
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To be fair, lots of things that show up here are bad fiction. This one just happened to be more noticeably so.

Serious points off for "anyshits" and "li'l crumbcruncher," by the way.
on February 16, 2013 at 3:46 PM Report this
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And here i thought this was going to be about some crone raiding some dude's Ritz box...
human in training on February 16, 2013 at 4:39 PM Report this
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This has the same style of bad grammar as a string of other Anon submissions that stick out like a sore thumb for their desperation to sound 'quirky'. No doubt, these submissions are just part of someone's "art project".
arenit on February 16, 2013 at 6:42 PM Report this
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That is some straight Druggy Debbie P.O.V.
dangermouth on February 16, 2013 at 7:30 PM Report this
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no likey.
I'mrightyerwrong on February 16, 2013 at 9:53 PM Report this
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This is literally my favorite I,Anon I have ever read in my nearly three years of reading them.
lithell on February 16, 2013 at 10:34 PM Report this
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Stephenie Meyer meets Bukowski meets mom's half finished bottle of peppermint schnapps. A+
BooberMcDoober™ on February 17, 2013 at 9:14 PM Report this
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Was this the result of some sort of I-Anon Mad Lib?
Deezus on February 17, 2013 at 10:03 PM Report this
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Man, creative writing class was so fun! Why can't adulthood be more like high school
Chunty McHutchence on February 18, 2013 at 8:49 AM Report this

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