Sometimes the only way to get through a numbskull is to be blunt and even rude. That dude sounds like a numbskull.

The easiest thing to do is to just text them, "can you stop please?" I know your going to sound like a douchebag, and they will think your a jerk of all traits, but it will get your point across. I'll probably even get an I'm sorry from them, and then, you'll probably never hear from them again.

Its okay if a stranger thinks your a dickface, because you have nothing invested! :)

What the hell are "sparks"? Is that anything like "chemistry"? Is it by chance another one of those euphemisms for "you aren't good looking enough for me" or "you don't have enough money for me"?

Yes, "sparks" and "chemistry" are the same thing. For some people, it translates to "I didn't find you interesting", while for others it means "I didn't find you interesting, and then you attacked my values just because I don't want to fuck you". You know, sparks.

You're being way to nice. If this guy is deaf to your clear and direct 'not interested' and if this situation makes you feel weird, stop answering his phone calls.

Maybe he's seen those romance novels where the woman finds a guy really irritating, and later falls madly in love with him.

Or maybe he's just a clueless ass.

Ignore him, and/or be rude.

I'm willing to bet you're finding the most roundabout Portlandy way to say there are no sparks. Just be clear. Tell him "I'm not interested in seeing you anymore" in those exact words. Not "I'm not like sure if we totally click, you know?" The only reason he's still texting you is because you haven't been firm enough and he believes he still has a chance.

Signed,
Lady that is tired of seeing her lady friends act super dumb and shy with guys instead of just being direct and saying what they want.

Or you could just tell him "you aren't good looking enough for me" or "you don't have enough money for me".

The right way to break up with someone, who you dont have a relationship with, is with one of these.
http://www.someecards.com/breakup-cards/

Prob a message to showstopper. Creepsville.....

^^ I especially like this one:
"I'd like to go out with you, but I'm too busy upholding the standards which I delusionally believe I deserve."

"I'm not interested in meeting up with you again. Best of luck with your future pursuits."

If that doesn't work, try a restraining order, but try the above first.

Why am I reminded of Jon Lovitz/Phil Hartman?

"You're finished, Johnny!"

"Don't mince words!"

"I think you stink!"

"Listen, Harry, if you're unhappy with my work, tell me now!"

"You're through, do you hear me, through! You'll never work in this town again!"

"Don't leave me hanging by a thread! Let me know how I stand!"

"I think you're the worst actor I've ever seen, and I get five hundred letters a day telling me the same!"

"What's the word on the street?"

It's possible that the message may never get through....

I don't understand why we're not able to set our phones to block calls and texts from certain phone numbers, just like blocking certain emailers from reaching our inboxes.

Why yes, I think I will google that now. Willing to bet I find out that telemarketing lobbists got the federal telecommunications authority (FCC?) to disallow the practice.

[carrier redacted] charges me $5 for that service.