I miss the young couple that used to sit outside the Burnside entrance of Powell's trying to sell shit. He the surly asshole ("buy my shit, it's awesome, you fuckers!"), she the apologetic peacemaker,("I'm sorry, he's just upset no one will buy his stuff, I'm sorry"). It was always an entertaining bit of good cop/bad cop but sometimes the guy would just start screaming at his girlfriend and it would get all uncomfortable. Even the Street Roots guy would give them a wide berth when jewelry dude was being all belligerent.
What's the point of an anonymous rant if you don't name names? Oh, somewhere in Portland there's a fancy restaurant and some street kids? And they don't get along? Groundbreaking stuff. At least if you name the restaurant, I might care because I'm interested in the neighborhood, or in the place itself.
"WELCOME TO I, ANONYMOUS! In your rant or confession, please remember to change the names of the guilty and the innocent."
I've tried to submit I,As calling out shitty venues and bartenders by name and they never make the cut. I'm assuming that's due to the use of actual names.
I'm glad the good weather is returning and the sidewalk cafes will be blocking the sidewalks, because a real good way to get a free gormet lunch is to closely walk past a table and pretend to sneeze over the fancy plate. The customers get up and leave in disgust, and you quickly grab what you like and split before the busser arrives.
Yeah, if I owned a buisness that sure is what I'd want - a couple street kids to harrass my customers.
I hear it is good for generating repeat and new customers too.
Disastonaut, man I'm glad they are gone. Dude is an asshole.
I wonder if these are the same kids or not?
I've tried to submit I,As calling out shitty venues and bartenders by name and they never make the cut. I'm assuming that's due to the use of actual names.
I hear it is good for generating repeat and new customers too.
Disastonaut, man I'm glad they are gone. Dude is an asshole.