New reality show. 3 hipsters and 3 yuppies living together in a house completely infested with ant colonies. Final showdown involves bullet ants, an English grammar test, and voter ballot reading comprehension. There.
You have ants because you are a slob. Try taking out the garbage and cleaning the kitchen once in a while, unless you like having ants. Which is probably the case, given you are clearly a creepy, creepy motherfucker.
Not for nothing, but how do you know where the ants are coming from? I had ants in a house, & spent 2 years applying ant-killer around the baseboards, doors & windows. When the old roof was torn off to be replaced, we discovered the ant nest was actually in the rafters.
Also, ants won't follow your leadership unless you know how to secrete a pheromone trail.
that's all i got from this. that and there's some sort of bug problem.
Also, ants won't follow your leadership unless you know how to secrete a pheromone trail.