Anonymous May 12, 2013 at 12:52 pm

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You have lived a remarkably rich and fulfilling life, it would seem.
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Oh look, it's time for the monthly "super descriptive tale of how I silently owned someone with a fart" submission. Weeeeee, that was fun! Next.
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"Two years ago I shit my pants at a movie theater and somebody smelled it."

FASCINATING!
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Taco Bell beef arrives powdered, water is added to reconstitute it, clumping agents make it look like ground beef and laxatives make it digestible. It is considered "below" utility grade meat. Not sure how this fit into you "local, sustainable, no hormone" Portland model.

You might want some popcorn to push that on through.
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@Bokchoy...it isn't really beef, is it?

Please wait...

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