Aw look, a future road rager in the making. Don't get a license until you can handle the stresses of the road. People WILL ride your ass, learn to handle it better.

Personally, I love some good ole fashioned ass-riding.

Might've seemed even more symbolic if the tailgater had been driving the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

Next time, make sure you drive UNDER the speed limit just to piss them off even more. It's a lot of fun!

You should have a 'student driver' sticker on your car if you are going to play the 'new-at-driving' card.
How's this guy supposed to know?
He probably thought you were one of our elderly drivers.
'small penis' 'ugly bitch' - blah blah blah.
You sound worse than you make this guy out to be.
Now move on over and let the city pass your slow ass.

I love it when people tailgate me; just makes me go slower and then I get to laugh at their disgruntled facial expressions in the rearview mirror.

It sounds like you need to learn how to drive. Are you from Washington? (J/K, you could be from Oregon, too. Yunz just don't know how to drive. OK. totes generalizing here.) Drive faster or get used to it.

I have an algorhythm for tailgaiters that slows me by 1 mph below the speedlimit for every foot they violate the 1 car length per 25 mph rule. The more they tailgate the slower i go. Eventually they rearend me and guess who will win that one in court.