Oh yeah, just like how uhh.. someone totally threw a brand new Fleshlight at me. And I kept it, you know, as a joke (lol hahaha) and sometimes I even use it but I make sure everyone knows I DIDNT BUY IT, because in all honesty someone threw it at me. Brand new, totally unopened. I promise you I didn't buy it, or a penis pump. They were gently thrown at me. They were still in the wrapper. Please believe my story.
Nicely done GF for being a great GF too btw, but a thrown out of strangers car window, penis pump? Gross! So donβt fucking do that again, stinks.
Just don't set it to 11. Ever seen the Hindenburg explosion?