Yeah, let's all get up in the middle of fuckin' dinner and help a terminally injured wild animal in the middle of a busy street.

Lame troll is lame.

Cease your nattering, vegan.

I was aside myself, too. From the frenzy of the chicken wing eating ritual. Besides, what could I do? Give it c-side-anide?

Well, it's been over a day since this was published, and i've got $10 that says you're no longer a vegan.

Your impulsive and nearly arbitrary (though well-intentioned) resolution surely ended sometime yesterday afternoon, when you succumbed to devouring that bag of 'Cool Ranch' Doritos. Your failure became even more blatant this morning, when you couldn't bring yourself to use soy creamer instead of half-and-half in your coffee.

It's a little harder than it sounds, becoming vegan.

Anyway, it was good of you to euthanize that bird. Ran over its head, did you? Well, hopefully you made it happen on your first try -- there's nothing worse than botching a pity-kill, thus bringing even more pain and misery into the poor bastard's life.

Try the fake chicken nuggets at Fire on the Mountain next time -- they're pretty good. Good enough.

Which AM radio station plays CCR? Thx.

^1450 am

I hate pigeons, more of them need to die! They're utterly useless!

lawl

Thanks for the story!

Wings sound deelicious right now