Anonymous Jun 4, 2013 at 3:18 pm

Why Do You Wear That?

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And you're only seeing the ones that aren't ninjas.
Todd Mecklem on June 4, 2013 at 3:28 PM Report this
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YAWN.

Troll.
Holycatsbatman! on June 4, 2013 at 3:48 PM Report this
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Thought for sure this was going to be about the guy on my bus that wears a top hat every day.
Aestro on June 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Only dipshits and fuckfaces put YouTube links into the comment threads.
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Today Anon learned he didn't get accepted to the culinary institute. Classic angst.
j.cas on June 4, 2013 at 4:25 PM Report this
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What did we decided on people commenting on their own I,A submissions? You and I have a friend in common.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 4, 2013 at 4:27 PM Report this
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Has anyone else noticed j.cas has a flurry of up votes, and not many to much downvotes.

Either he/she is a TOTAL loser with multiple computer terminals(and zero life) or just out of the blue, like Manson, a fan base.

I kinda doubt the latter.

Chode. Get a life. It's not like the merc is gonna give you a fuck..... Or a shirt for your triumphs.
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 4:53 PM Report this
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^ see what I mean?
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 5:26 PM Report this
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Not everyone votes on the user instead of the comment. If something is funny I'll like it, even if I hate the person posting. Not that anyone in here has ever really inspired hatred in me.... mostly just disdain.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on June 4, 2013 at 5:28 PM Report this
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^True, yet a recent single click has me thinking otherwise. A troll who can't let go and use the force on their own.

Look back on the history. Nobody scores a like as much.... I don't give a rats ass, I just point out losers with no life(paid btw).

But boats need floating and tards need gloating so go figure.....
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 5:32 PM Report this
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^^Psst, Buddy, I'll make you an offer: 10 up-votes for $35. I can vote randomly and indiscriminately or you may select an extra special comment that I will like up to ten times in a row using the ten different computers of my super-troll computer lab.

I also accept gold.
BooberMcDoober™ on June 4, 2013 at 6:22 PM Report this
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What a fucking bag of tools. Here, let me start with the vote down process, I'll go first....
buddy on June 4, 2013 at 6:49 PM Report this
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^^^First one is on the house.
BooberMcDoober™ on June 4, 2013 at 7:08 PM Report this
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If they're wearing their uniforms to piss you off, it seems to be working.
Satorical on June 4, 2013 at 7:12 PM Report this
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You have to be a really lame motherfucker to get worked up over someone else's upvotes. Dude, go back to cyberstalking DamosA and Showstopper.
Barf! on June 4, 2013 at 8:57 PM Report this
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And say what you will about the culinary school kids, at least they are learning a skill that can be used in their personal lives as well as professional.
Barf! on June 4, 2013 at 9:13 PM Report this
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Maybe because the school doesn't provide locker rooms and changing outfits in a public bathroom is fucking disgusting? Why do you care?
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on June 4, 2013 at 9:14 PM Report this
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I know people with law degrees that will spend 20 years paying it off, at least the chef can feed me.
:-) on June 4, 2013 at 9:36 PM Report this
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buddy: ease off the meth, your paranoia is getting the best of you. The Mercury staff can even (I assume) check ips to see this is my one and only username.
j.cas on June 4, 2013 at 11:19 PM Report this
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What if j.cas and buddy ARE THE SAME PERSON?
Aestro on June 4, 2013 at 11:48 PM Report this
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why do you care what anyone else wears? how is that any of your business?
Gary Shepherd on June 5, 2013 at 6:44 AM Report this
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I dunno Anonie, why do you wear that douchebag suit?

(credit to whoever the screenwriter on 'Donnie Darko' was)
on June 5, 2013 at 9:34 AM Report this
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A chef can always change careers but a lawyer very random does do you must have to go on hating about their working attire they must likely are only getting it dirty on the bus.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on June 5, 2013 at 10:07 AM Report this
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Well anon, I assume it is because that is what they work in? Unless there is some great culinary conspiracy I am unaware of. Perhaps I should consult Alex Jones? Ps: why you mad bro?
on June 6, 2013 at 1:59 PM Report this

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