i wish the mercury could utilize some sort of breathalyzer for I,A submissions, like the type installed in cars for people who have DUIs; the submit button won't work if too much drugs/alcohol is in one's system.
or maybe i wish that people understood that only names and places are supposed to be left out of the submission, not the actual event that occured.
maybe i wish that both happened and we could all enjoy some really juicy anonymous gossip. doesn't anyone fuck other people's spouses anymore? or accidently vomit in a litter boxe at their one night stand's apartment? or get walked in on cross dressing in a fitting room?
or maybe i wish that people understood that only names and places are supposed to be left out of the submission, not the actual event that occured.
maybe i wish that both happened and we could all enjoy some really juicy anonymous gossip. doesn't anyone fuck other people's spouses anymore? or accidently vomit in a litter boxe at their one night stand's apartment? or get walked in on cross dressing in a fitting room?
portland, apparently, is fucking boring.