Being single is good but so is dating the right person. My suggestion is that you find a cute, well-paid girl in the Pearl District to date. No bolts in the skull, no upselling, just cute squishy bewbz & awesomeness. Just say no to eastside bedbug infested dreadlocked tomboy hairy legged chicks.
Was it just this guy doing it, or does everyone who sees Fred Armisen in a restaurant and doesn't realize he's a celebrity give him shitty looks? Even if Fred DOESN'T ask them to feel the screws in his skull?
You reminded us that the Cloak of Anonymity when used skillfully can provide the subterfuge to brutally slay tremendous lameness in the night.
Wish the rest of these hacks would catch a clue.
Now about that single status. Obviously you werent serious.
I dont do any of those lame things (i have my own set). I hang out at 45th st bar and grill if you are interested. Ask for Johnny:-)
Is that so much to ask for on a first date these days?
So true.