You like to read? Keep it up. Just don't try to write.

Was this gibberish written by a spam bot?

Are you trying to sell me- an obsolete Oregonian subscription?

WTF is "load music" -- this must be a new genre that I've never heard of......

I READ ALOT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rearranged all of your words I, A and i do believe it actually makes sense now. You were speaking in codes but i got it now:

I was quietly stupid at the libarary in north portland by jefferson high school. I like to crap pure Michael jackson on others reading books and the daily newspaper. And take a shit along with alot of others. I do this all the time. I love this religous music shit. So it sunday all and I can SUCK, hear and feel is music in the tones of life and friend. Who cares where people come to Be quiet! Is not that it was the end. Just not where you YOU !! are. Rude PORTLAND. Get load some place else. No more information. A Portland read Native.

I miss the old card index file. Wait until the next well placed mass coronal ejection from the Sun when the grid goes down. Nobody will know where to find anything at the library, anymore.

@ i'mwriteyourang

Whoa. Mind blown. I hadn't checked this thread again until now as I was procrastinating on studying for a chemistry test and i saw that we did virtually the same thing to two different I, A's at different times of the same day except yours was about an hour before mine. Some weird ass freak shit right there. Here I thought I was being all crafty with the cut and paste.

What difference does 'portland native' make anyway?
While I agree with the rest, that 'native' crap makes you sound like an ass.

i come here to get dumber, like the episode of house where the smart guy was huffing glue or something just to tolerate how dumb the love of his life was. or something like that. not saying i'm smarter than anyone else, but sometimes i don't want to think about bradley manning, oil pipelines, verdicts, work, my failing at life or oj simpson, so i read this shit.

Proud product of Portland Public Schools

bort exactly.

JRR trollkid. yeah its like when francis crick and jonas salk were racing each other to see who could crack the nazi encryption code first except these I,As aren't written by geniuses.

I picture this as being written by some fat white trash broad with fading tattoos and one of those really way too large, cumbersome strollers that looks like it probably cost $500 but you can't figure out how they saved enough what with all of the oxy abuse with an already-fat two year old that will eventually end up being in jail in a dozen years sitting in it drinking a coke.

Is that judgmental of me?