What can I do to convince you to want to be fully vested in our masturbation club??

Whatever happened to good old fashioned cubicle etiquette at the workplace these days?

Did you even read through the benefits listed in the club brochure?

Y'all should make some crooked ass sock monkeys....

do you pay any kind of dues for this club? if not, i'd be interested in masturbating with other people. if i joined, i'd not want to be apart from it either.

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lol Todd. haha lmao ha