did you get lost looking for craigslist?

Turn left at "casual encounters"

Listen you lazy scumbag, if you don't even have enough motivation to capitalize the beginnings of the sentences of your pathetic tale of loneliness and heartbreak this broad is probably way better off without you.

Why would she want the dead weight of a lazy uneducated dependent to drag her down after she graduates from medical school and starts making a good salary?

You were at Men's Warehouse...why would you admit that?

@ TO SPIT w

Because he likes the way he looks.

You don't remember if she was third or fourth year? Cleavage amnesia?

so, third or fourth year?