Anonymous Aug 26, 2013 at 11:45 am

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How in the hell do you expect your roommate to even remotely know you're referring to them without actually speaking to them? Again this is a perfect example of a typical Portland hissy fit. Suck it up or leave yourself.
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You could put bugs in their food. For science.
3
Piss laser em.
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No i won't leave. In fact two of our roommates mentioned to me that after the last drunk-shitting episode (all over the stairs very nice!) there was a secret meeting (i wasnt invited either) and you own sister voted to bounce your pimply ass at the end of the month.
The only thing that saved you was you own half of the Kombucha business and the teacanisters have to be fully plundered before you go so you dont do it first on your wait out. But you ARE living on borrowed time sister, believe it.
By the way i have been very nice to you and even gave you a premium cupping treatment for FREE which i dont even give my close friends. Just because i felt sorry for you because you had to put your monkey down. Which itself is messed up, keeping a half wild monkey in a little cage and being so afraid of it you make your friends pull it out and clean the cage.
Really could you be any more the Bad Roommate From Hell?
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Pays in advance AND minds their own fucking buisness? Hey asshole, you hit the Roommate Megabucks.
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lol roommates. This is Portland, not New York. Get a better paying job you bum.
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Good call dude. Cuz' everybody's making NYC coin here in PDX, right? If everybody in this town were as much of jerkoff as j.cas, it would probably feel like NYC. This winner probably lives in Beavertron.
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The reason why I don't talk to you is you are annoying. You are so annoying with all your stupid stories and with all your stupid sayings that I have no other choice but to keep my head down and mind my own business. All the other roommates told me what a raving psychopath you are, and they all told me about all your sociopathic tendencies That being said, I really have nothing to say to you until I have my thirty day notice stapled to your door. I've heard from your roommates your history about your personality disorder and how you deal with people moving out. You freak out like a young child who can't keep the candy bar they stole from the store. I understand why nobody has been able to live at your house for more than a year. You are a fucking nut job. By the way, I heard your last tenant has a herpes sore from when you used to sit on his face so you could rub one out on his nose and tongue. Too bad your boyfriend-fiancee isn't man enough to get you off and you have to rely on your tenants and roommates to get off.

Living with you was the worst mistake I ever made in my life. I've heard from several of your last roommates and I am thrilled to be moving soon. Plus, you are a fucking slob who has the maturity of a six year old. The same food has stayed in the sink since I've moved in, and everyone points to you as being the culprit. Not only are you a shitty person, but you are a filthy person to. Shame on you for being such a pathetic person. The State needs to stitch together your vagina until you are post-menopause because people like you should never procreate. You can take this as my 30 days notice.
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Whoa- this is the sweetest Russian nesting I, anonymous evvvaarrrr! Anonymouses gestating within anonymouses!

Can we get a comments section for the comments? This thing could go on and on.
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Either this thread is completely fake, or these people are the most passive-aggressive losers of all time. Are 2 roommates actually arguing via I,Anon? Again, this has to be fake.

If it's not, then I have to assume everyone involved was raised by passive-aggressive wolves. Who would choose to live like this? And yes, it is a choice for everyone involved.
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Haha... what a specific I,A, this one is! I mean, this is fucking Portland! How could this specific scenario have ever possibly played out more then in just this once instance with you??!
Answer: It couldn't have, obviously. I mean, this has NEVER happened here, in this city, before.

There are a lot of porches in Portland being illuminated by the glow of a cellphone/laptop, emitting cigarette smoke furiously, and where you can hear repeated audible sighs tonight.
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"i have been very nice to you and even gave you a premium cupping treatment for FREE which i dont even give my close friends"

I'm not sure I want to know what this means.

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