Anonymous Aug 26, 2013 at 2:52 pm

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Nah, you can't help what you like or dislike.

You'd only be considered an ass, for two reasons. 1) Replying to them while leading them on, making them believe they do have a chance. Or 2) Replying to them and being rude.

People know when they are out of someones league or not, some people were just taught to take a chance. I would chalk it up as a compliment and just hit the next tab.
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1. Yeah, you might be a shallow asshole.
2. They might be using the shotgun approach - spray a sea of messages and see what hits. Especially likely if they're living in a place like Sandy or Battleground where options are more limited.
3
Maybe you aren't as great as you think you are. Maybe you aren't even good enough for him.
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Definitely not shallow if you refrain from doggin' them out for msg'n you. I'm probably one of the shallowest and cynical people you'll ever meet, and even I don't assume the worst in people that don't msg me back on OKC.

I wouldn't get offended by the msgs though. They can be annoying, but less annoying than dealing the plethora of everyday jerkoffs on the street.
5
Learn to use commas and "whose" correctly before complaining about other people's educational backgrounds.

Also, no, you're not shallow. You sound very immature though.
6
What is with these, commas?
7
You are not a shallow, asshole.

I am assuming that no part of your person consists of a body of water.
8
No, nothing wrong with being honest but I don't think you should be offended either. Just move on. Also, JRRTrolkien...you funny :)
9
Hey, I used to live in fucking Sandy, and I grew up hunting computers. They were much bigger then, one could feed a family of four for a week (unfortunately we had a family of 16).
10
You're behaving like an asshole, but you're right to be. If you were "nice" to everyone, the first ugly fatty who hit on you would likely be your husband today. Quality control requires a chopping block.
11
GO AWAY, 'BATIN!
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^^Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
13
And Todd Hoffman turns and sheds a tear. No gold and no love, the lonelt life of a prospector.
14
Well there's only one way for me to find out, but you probably wouldn't like it.


There. That probably shuts this one down.
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No but you're a dumb jerk.

I suppose frontier men were only looking for 'rough bearded ladies' that were otherwise just like them? It takes all kinds. You're the only one getting a bad deal. If you really like similarity just marry a family member or immediate cousin! (@dumbass) Oh wait your from England or India.. yeah don't marry outside your caste. That would be weird. (Yeah, I take it back. You are an asshole.) If you've everwatched a Sandra B movie you'll know love comes in all sizes. Not just jerk.
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Why is portland (and associated weeklys) turning into an actuall BAD after school special? I feel so dirty but I can't wash it clean! Scrub scrub scrub.. yup. Bad feels still inside.

*derp*

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