But- nobody's lived on that empty lot for twenty years! Not since the old spinster lady's hoarded stacks of newspaper and boxes of yarn caught fire one night and burned her and her cats and birds alive in a terrible inferno!

WWWHHHHOOOOAAAOOOOAAAAAAOOOAAAAAAA

Are you sure? They're not as bad as my next door neighbor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIEpYVjjPzo

you will be old soon IAnon. May the young treat you with such disdain.

Why is it every white trash douche in Portland seems to have a cranky older lady counterpart? It's like the yin and yang of Portland, but totally not zen.

ohhh, do i know this scenario... had one of those crazy old ladies living next door to me...! 25 yr old,just bought her first house and so proud.... only to be introduce to HELL the first day. She had all agencies on speed dial. Had to deal with her for 10 yrs. I even tried to sell my home and move:(
Believe me people, that this can happen to you.
I am ashamed to say(to this day) I was thrilled when she had a heart attack and had to sell her home and move to assisted living.... Sorry, but its true...I now have a wonderful neighbor to complete the great circle of neighbors i call my friends. There is a light at the end of the tunnel.