Ah, the Portland Swan Song. Not old at all.

FYI: you are not as "weird, artsy and on the cutting-edge of cool" as you think you are. Try the following adjectives on for size: young, dumb and naive.

In five years you'll have the beginnings of a family, a career, a used car and at least a few hundred bucks in your checking account. In ten years you'll be thinking about buying a larger house in the burbs because taxes are cheaper and the schools are better. And if you remembered posting this stupid shitbird rant about people who have more than you, you'd laugh. But no, you'll probably still lack that kind of perspective. Ah, selective memory is a gift.

Either that scenario plays out, or you fuck off with your trust fund, on to the next "weird" city as defined by Urban Outfitters and Vice Magazine.

Either way, eat shit and die.

I predict, by the year 2017 the term "mean-mugged" will have fallen out of favor with all but the most dickish of arte-nouve dickbags.

...said the person who moved here three years ago.

It may not be that they are rich, but have marketable job skills for the adult world.

Six months from now: "Anyone want to consume the new things I created? ANYBODY? Why aren't there more people with money here??!?"

I don't know, folks. Anonymous sounds like the real deal. Usually I find people who describe themselves as "the cutting edge of cool" to be repugnant, vapid little turds.

BUT I THINK THIS GUY REALLY GETS IT.

I'd like to punch you in the cunt. Idiot.

Anonymous is probably 38 yrs old now and making cutting edge art out of popsicle sticks.

I so wish the writer would move away too.
"I am all the above mentioned qualities..."
Yeah, sure. You forgot to say how humble you are too dumbass.