LOL wait until you see the one about viagra

I don't think I'd let him off the hook, quite, so, easy. If he was treating you bad you shouldn't have let him leave; you should have kicked him out! After the spell was cast and did it's work, you should have made him beg to come back. You should have made him buy you a mink stole and a bigger diamond ring. The only problem with all this is, that would be considered witchcraft; same as the sorcery of water fluoridation.

Why'd you redact the contact info? I needs me some traditional spell caster juju. I am fully prepared to go on a quest to dig up a mandrake root in the pale moonlight or whatever.

How am I supposed to save my marriage to Palmela Handerson now?

I find it unfair that the editor takes sport without compensation. Reciprocity dictates that the Merc post contact info.

[hilarious comment redacted]

Don't let the terredactals win.

"How I'm going to get the love of my life back, after the restraining order lifts on me" is what this should read.

Cast a spell of return back of love? That's easy. Casting a spell of return back of overdue library books, that's the tricky one.

There are worse ads than this here at the Merc, already. The editor's just pissed she didn't pay.