Pipe Down

Comments

1
Thanks for restoring the visual of Spagg's choad to my cerebral cortex.
Whatever your neighbor does with his bagpipe and a unicycle is eminently more palatable than changing the channel and unexpectedly seeing a saggy nutsack flapping under jims flabby ass on the cable access.
You kids have it easy these days.
2
It's Tom PeterSON, you must now leave the city.
3
Bagpipes on a unicycle is boring in Portland. Derivative. Disingenuous.

He's not a real celebrity. In inner SE, guys like him are a dime a dozen.
4
Keep Portland Trying Too Hard
5
Bagpipes are a horrible instrument to begin with.
6
First it's blowing bagpipes and then you're riding your unicycle up and down 82nd street blowing anything that gets hung in your face for a dime bag of crystal meth.
7
But the soundtrack to Titanic is my faaaavorite.