OOOOoooooooooooh STFU Already!

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Is this a college football fan rant? We have those in Oregon? I thought we all just pretended to make a sport out of calling each other "passive aggressive" and hating on "Portlandia".

Stretch McGillicutty on October 29, 2013 at 2:19 PM

Cue Todd Mecklem joke about having sex with waterfowl.

Heard this one before?

i'mrightyourwrong on October 29, 2013 at 2:57 PM

Color me kinesthesia, that was a hell of a lot of mixed metaphors (I think).

on October 29, 2013 at 3:41 PM

@i'mrightyourwrong: Suck my drake.

Todd Mecklem on October 29, 2013 at 4:19 PM

@ Töd

Are you sure you don't want him to manhandle your mallard?

JRRTrollkien on October 29, 2013 at 5:12 PM

Just be glad they aren't all former choir kids, or else they would know about staggered breathing and it would NEVER STOP.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on October 29, 2013 at 8:13 PM

Let's just agree that sports are dumb and leave it at that.

Chunty McHutchence on October 29, 2013 at 10:33 PM

What galls me is the idiotic metrosexual football uniform stories about what the ducks are wearing. Who the hell cares, it is football (against easy teams, but I digress). That people care what colors and patterns a team wears is simply beyond me. Do these idiots also care what hair products the ducks are using too?

lahar legar on October 30, 2013 at 9:25 AM

Ducks don't have hair.

JRRTrollkien on October 30, 2013 at 1:41 PM

Football is stupid and so are the fans

randyzpdx on October 30, 2013 at 2:50 PM

you know what they say about Birds of a feather.....

on October 31, 2013 at 4:44 PM