Dear Dog Owners

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Barks his ass? Now this i gotta see!

buddy on October 31, 2013 at 4:20 PM

Trick or treat smell your feet,

hey you rapped.

i'mrightyourwrong on October 31, 2013 at 4:42 PM

As children are reflections of their parents, dogs are reflections of their owners. This explains why so many children and dogs are ill-behaved.

Satorical on November 1, 2013 at 8:50 AM

Punt dog?

Sara Garside on November 1, 2013 at 1:02 PM

I like this one.

disastronaut on November 1, 2013 at 2:11 PM

Dear dog owners,

Can I pet your dog?

Aestro on November 1, 2013 at 3:25 PM

Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

JRRTrollkien on November 1, 2013 at 4:35 PM

One time my dad got so sick of our neighbor's dog shitting on our lawn that he bagged up like 10 loads and tied it to the dog's collar. It was fucking hilarious!!!

Given that we're all products of our environment, I followed his lead by smearing the same dog's shit under the owners car door handle on numerous occasions. I also pissed in between his car doors at night when it was super cold outside. Pretty amusing to see someone de-ice a car that's been pissed on.

I can only hope the author is able to identify the perp's owner.

RickStevens on November 2, 2013 at 5:22 PM