"How careless of you to be so disrespectful in front of your own home."

Did i really just waste my time reading an entire paragraph of sentences like that?

shoot me now please.

So you have a plan for revenge, yet you could not come up with anything that didn't involve you storing and/or handling excrement? Yes, revenge will clearly be yours.

Shitting in his yard is overkill. Just pee on his parking strip.

The ghost of Big Poop rides again.

The north end will never escape the chocolate menace.

Anyway, don't promise a shit storm and unleash just a fart squall.