The Totalitarian Teacher

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Fantasizing about the chair you farted on and hitting someone with it? You're a wimp

buddy on November 2, 2013 at 8:26 PM

{that happens to everyone who visits the Safeway in Downtown Portland}

Todd Mecklem on November 2, 2013 at 11:09 PM

Man, it makes all the difference when you've farted very hard on the chair you're never going to hit anyone with.

on November 3, 2013 at 12:37 PM

Why did you write two posts on the same situation? Oh, right. You were in special ed.

Sara Garside on November 3, 2013 at 2:42 PM

Uhhh hey Sara? Clearly the other post was written by the sister/girlfriend.

Aestro on November 3, 2013 at 11:58 PM

Little did we know they are conjoined twins...

JRRTrollkien on November 4, 2013 at 1:55 AM

This just a viral marketing campaign for "Bad Teacher 2"...

Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on November 4, 2013 at 8:59 AM

Each I'A will be carefully scrutinized for gems such as Farting on a chair before throwing it at somebody.

They do exist.

i'mrightyourwrong on November 4, 2013 at 3:11 PM

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