Of course there is a dog poop fairy, who do you think leaves those bags of shit everywhere?

I've always thought the perpetrator intends to come back for it, because they don't want to carry dog shit on their entire jog.

Wait, i thought the dog poop fairy knit those little gray sweaters on the poops?

These people are totally doing it all wrong.

Everybody knows that you put the dog poop bag under your pillow and the Dog Poop Fairy leaves you a pile of baby teeth that you can string into a necklace.

Back in the day, kids used to take paper bags of dogshit, leave them on the front porch of whoever's dog left it on the sidewalk, set the paper bag on fire, ring the door bell, then run like hell. The dog's owner would open the door, see the flames, then stomp out the fire.

Dude, those are all your birthday gifts from us....

Hate to say it but we may need an I, ANON poop embargo for a while.

Todd, you realize an embargo would mean the waste products pile up SOMEWHERE right?

This is the absolute WORST thing you can do w/ your dog's poop. It would be better to just leave it there so it could naturally decompose. Now you've just put it in a plastic bag, ensuring that it will take at LEAST 10,000 years!! The WORST!

Who says it's dog poop? A couple decades ago there was a cliche "He's got his shit so together it's in one thin bag." Maybe this park forest is where some of these old dudes hang out. Were these bags zip-locks? Now I wonder where the Black Forest got it's name.