You really need to talk to your doctor about upping your Prozac dosage.

I think it's funny the two fatties tag-teamed you. And won.

Wait i misread the I,A.

Oh shame!

Freaking disgusting fatties!

Sounds like you would have been a stellar up-and-comer in Adolph's admin dept. I'm sure you would have volunteered for special missions for his motley crew as well.

I don't need three seats to ride Trimet but three shots of rum help.

I empathize. Last year I swore to never ride the bus again as I'd always end up angry and disillusioned. Worse than even the three sestet asshole is the one who puts a backpack or grocery bag on the seat next to them to prevent others from sitting. Unreal. My bike commute at one point was 19 miles round trip to avoid said bullshit. Totally worth it.

*seater

This for once is a fairly legit Trimet gripe, however, you should probably let the bus driver know instead of this blog. Most of them don't put up with assholes in good humor like the people who read this blog do.