I usually bring an extra pair of socks, that way I can be nice and dry while being a guy. Ok, I fucking suck at rhyming.

You could buy rain-proof shoes or boots. Or you could wear galoshes if they even make them anymore (that's a rubber overshoe that gents used to pull over their dress shoes). Or you could take some form of transportation instead of walking for miles. Or buy an umbrella and avoid puddles. Or move to Arizona.

Dip your shoes in a bucket of bacon grease before leaving the house. The stuff repels water and it makes the entire day smell like breakfast.

I see "Make your entire day smell like breakfast"(tm) appearing as a slogan in some TV commercial.

How about some waterproof shoes? There's this thing called "GoreTex". Perhaps you've heard of it?

How about not the leave the house? Works for me....

Cut off your feet.

seriously? sorel. but be prepared to drop $ and have to deal with envious hacks.

Bacon Shoes



Great name for a band

Wait for the rapture, (not the band), anyways is around the corner, and even christians who go to church meetings to panhandle will be lifted or whatever.

Could someone tell me where I can buy a peach colored Izod golf shirt in medium? I'm also having trouble finding a travel sized bottle of Pert Plus.