Don't be offended, IAnon, those were actually Les Schwab employees cutting loose after work and getting a huge jump start on the spring free beef campaign.

HOLY SHIT! You're telling me drunk guys were shouting at a drunk stranger late at night? WHAT. THE. FUCK?????

Shame those west coast pussies couldn't be a real man and complain anonymously about it after the fact instead.

I had heard @DadBoner was in town.

"who say's "you got beef""

Apparently a bunch of leather jacket wearing dudes drinking Pabst in the parking lot of 7-11 past closing time.

Happens more often than you'd think, it's best to always carry at least a little beef with you to avoid embarrassment.

Todd is right. i'm carries a slim jims at all times.

He make speak english, but he certainly can't write it.

And another kudos to Todd, That's some funny shit right there. I was thinking of an appropriate beef curtains response, but alas... nothing.