Oh man, you had beer and pot at your party? Fuckin hardcore.

So that's where I left my fucking bike! Having to make do with my heavy petting bike has been pretty frustrating.

But what if somebody steals the bike?

This I, A obviously didn't think this through all the way.

Had it coming.
Bet it's a beater bike though.

Oh. Hey- uuummmm..... that's totally my bike. Been trying to track it down for a while! Haha! Funny, right? Such a wiiiiiild and crazy night, man, totally forgot what happened there. Wooo- some party! So, ah, since I seem to be drawing a blank here, uh, where did you say you lived again? I'll be right by to pick that up... don't worry about the lock...