Anonymous Nov 27, 2013 at 9:54 am

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Why, oh why do you do things I don't like? What are you, human?
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My favorite thing about I,A is how people miss the point of everything ever.
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Best remedy for "that guy" is tell him to his face.
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There is no "why." There is only "shut your whiny piehole."
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Well see, there's this thing called "self-absorption..."
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Anyway. It's called denial OP. Everyone else is That Guy.
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I consider myself (mostly) a kind and respectful person. I find myself asking people on their cell phones having personal and/or loud convos to "shhh" on the bus, or people smoking in non-smoking places (i.e. the hospital I work at) to stop and any other self absorbed act I witness that irritates or puts in jeopardy the people around them, to knock it off - I get serious attitude back, cursing or threats. I think Portland can be passive to confrontation, but people who just don't really give a shit are dicks. No amount of directness or politeness will make them think twice. Happy Holidays!!
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*gives the double finger-gun motion and winks*
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They should make a movie called That Guy.

And then have a sequel called That Girl!
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Look, rules and societal standards are there for people who are not ME. Obviously.
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If you can't take the pushing, get out of the concert. Unless it's Celine Dion. Then it is YOU who should be shoving your way to the front.
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Awwwe, it's so easy to spot these small town midwesterners who move to Portland then vent spleen over every tiny annoyance they observe someone else make. Cute rant.
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I'm not that guy, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy, guy!
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Buddy Guy rocks.
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I'm not your guy, friend!!!
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I'm not your friend, Guy
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Hey anon, here are a few more : Likes to fight guy (pretty much is despondent if he does NOT get in a brawl on weekends. Also bumps metal on the way to the bar).Home brew guy.....I was really intrigued to hear about your vegan, locally sourced hops bock...not really.Fan "guy"....knows nothing about the actual game or athletes, but is really involved in yelling things like "and one" (which means you actually shoot a ft, you fucking moron) or insult anyone they perceive to possibly be an opposing fan. Trust me, none of them know. Annoying people are generally either unaware or dont care. You know what works? Ignore them and go on with your life which is likely more important.
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Brought to you by vagisil
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This I.A. must be sponsored by vagisil.
I demand to know why you are such a whiny bitch that's all up in my business. Tell me!
That guy.
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I think this sissy forgot to mention the guy who leaves the cap off the toothpaste and the guy that doesn't put the toilet seat down.

Whining FAIL!!!!
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Test
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I am that guy because I have weak bladder. I will have to pee sometime during a show and then I will have to push your weak ass out of my way to get back to my spot. I am that guy because I can see and hear cars on my bike and for twenty years I have blown through stop signs without a close call ( I have had close calls because cars turn right). The rest of your gripes are there and they don't bother me cause I am not a bitch. I see you crying in your car in traffic as bikes fly past. Why are you that bitch?
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Hot damn this place is full of angry little men

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