Whose able to correctly use apostrophe's? NOT PORTLAND
Who's water has fluoride?
NOT PORTLAND
Who thinks a city with jobs is a good thing?
NOT PORTLAND

I definitely wouldn't call seattle "weird" unless an overwealthy, undersexed latte/audi-driving populace, spooked by periodic shootouts and knife murders, defines weirdness.

Sincerely,
Professionally happier but lifestyle-tepid Seattle

Who's got the bigger of cocks? Portland!

Been a Portland resident 20 years but prefer Seattle. They had their ego stroke in the early 90's and have since recalibrated. Portland is in the throes of it's hipster circle jerk golden hour and it has gotten to the point of unbearable absurdity. I've never been in a city that thought so highly itself for no real reason other than the forced/contrived "weirdness" that's really not that weird when you go cities like SF, Austin, etc.

Seattle women are dead ass sexy too, which is really why I prefer it over Portland.

Go back to Tacoma.

Both of these cities were ruined by assholes like you.

When Seattle and Portland are the same future city, no one cares.

Enid, Oklahoma, motherfuckers!

I used to live in Seattle and I can think of 5 places in the International District alone that serve food until late, and that's just a short walk from the football and baseball fields. Seattle fuckin rules.

^^ Yep! If you can't find the International District from the stadium you are a retard. I used to live in Seattle too and while I do miss guys with jobs I prefer Portland.

^^^^^^^^^^ Spoolo, where can I find one of these undersexed lattes you speak of? These Portland lattes are just waaay too sexed.

I don't know about all you homebodies but I'm gonna follow the Oregon Trail all the way on out to Detroit.

I hear the fed'ral guvmint been given folks 160 acres, two cows, and a 100 pound ration of wheat flour just to come settle down and make something nice of that desolate wilderness. It's a land of opportunity out there.

I'll take either over east L.A.

Hey there, I was looking for a place that would offer a strip mall, apartment complex. A box store and a mansion next to a freeway. I know its sounds like a town for retards but I have my interests. Plus if it could smell like rotten fish and have a few rub and tugs hosted by sad old Korean women, well that would be the bees knees. Seattle is perfect for me. Well I am on my way.