Anonymous Dec 11, 2013 at 7:26 pm

Ok Lines Were Surveyed.

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1
How is Oklahoma these days, friend.?
buddy on December 11, 2013 at 9:40 PM Report this
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Why are you hating on her titties though?
landocal on December 12, 2013 at 1:41 AM Report this
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1. Restarted? I'd like to think you were being ironic, but I doubt it.
2. You can't spell fuck?
3. There's no such thing as "north facing sunlight."
eprophet on December 12, 2013 at 8:21 AM Report this
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Go to bed. Your durnk.
Aestro on December 12, 2013 at 8:42 AM Report this
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What kind of wood is used for a mother fucking, monster fence?
Batman on December 12, 2013 at 8:45 AM Report this
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YAY I GOT PUBLISHED
Commenty Colin on December 12, 2013 at 9:03 AM Report this
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Fences have six-foot limit. Sun never comes from the north. But it definitely sounds like a fence is the right call here. They make good neighbors and all that.
Blabby on December 12, 2013 at 10:14 AM Report this
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I've found that putting a greenhouse on the North side of a lot, actually is better positioned to receive more Southern Sunlight on the far side of the clear lawn, unobstructed by a bordering hedge of shrubbery.
on December 12, 2013 at 11:12 AM Report this
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A Shrubbery? Nigh Nigh!
on December 12, 2013 at 12:19 PM Report this
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You just need to start drinking a case of PBR every night and then going and peeing a ring around your property until all of the vegetation dies and your territory is marked off from competing species by your unique musk.
JRRTrollkien on December 12, 2013 at 1:26 PM Report this
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This guy is smarter than all you bitches! The SUNLIGHT is FACING north. It's the orientation of the light, because it comes from the south, it faces north. Best IA ever.
Demondog on December 12, 2013 at 2:29 PM Report this
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plant some laurel hedge and let it grow to 40 feet, dumb-ass neighbors hate that shit.
randyzpdx on December 12, 2013 at 3:40 PM Report this
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If you have an african violet pant,they love the north window.
seentomuch on December 12, 2013 at 3:43 PM Report this
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You definitely have auto-correct to thank for "restarted," and you-not-paying-enough-attention to thank for "fucjfaces."
on December 12, 2013 at 6:01 PM Report this
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Vast legal experience has taught me one thing: In a property boundary dispute, both side are the assholes.
Euphonius on December 13, 2013 at 1:19 PM Report this
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Euphonius, when my grandmother passed away, the lawyer who lived next door dumped yard debris over the fence and used that as pretext for a claim to the forty acre parcel as being his property during probate.
on December 14, 2013 at 12:23 PM Report this

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