This is the King Douchelord I,A of the week.

A+

So they didn't show their IDs right away, and they dress the same? This is why the neighborhood now hates their guts?

This is the lamest complaint I've ever seen on here.

Maybe the bars opening up in North Portland, and the customer service people who work there, should realize that there's been a university there for, I don't know, 100 years or so?

They don't tip and then sit there for hours after they have finished their meals because they don't want to go back to their dorms. I've gone into restaurants in St Johns where half the tables are full of UofP students just sitting there running out the clock until the place closes.

I just don't understand the no tipping policy. You can give 10% to your imaginary sky god but to leave a tip for a real person at a restaurant is somehow against your religion or some shit.

The gist of this I,A seems fairly obvious.

An amorphous blob of drunken jackasses showed up at a string of bars acting like stupid drunken jackasses and didn't offset their boorish drunken jackassery with even the expected minimal amount of the common social courtesy known as "tipping the waitstaff". Seems legit.

In a remarkable change of usual policy, I sympathize with this I,A.

Dance a bit dance and "drop" the toaster in the douchelord bathtub LOL

Wait 'til those Catholic kids learn the knockout game: they'll show ya.

It's so easy to tell who wrote an IA, just watch the comments for the unusually supportive commenter who seems to enthusiastically agree with every point Anon made. <3 you IA:)

Maybe your housemates can relate?

I didn't write this I,A nor have I ever written any I,A.

I checked with that cool New Pope™ and he said tips are for squares.

"I sell slow poison for a living and I hate the world."