Anonymous Dec 17, 2013 at 10:46 am

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HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT JUST FREQUENTING PLACES FULL OF TUGBOAT DECKHANDS AND TIME-TRAVELING CHILD MOLESTERS?
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He no Tugboat Deckhand, he Lungsick Cancerpatient! You apologize!
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I hate douchey trends. That's why I still dress the way I did in college, like a Luxembourgeois palace guard.
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I've driven a tugboat throughout the entire Bela-Lux region, replete with 16 year old male "deckhands"

Your move, Mecklem.
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Damn, it really took you a while to confirm this theory of yours.
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I don't have a move, but I'll take a deckhand, if you have one to spare.
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No, it's true - look at almost any under-30 couple in PDX. She's looking good in a dress or something else nice, and the guy is dressed like a slob. I just can't figure out why attractive women want to hang out with guys who don't give a shit about their own personal appearance.
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Because Portland women respond well to the Beard & Banjo look, just like Portland men respond well to the frumpy equestrian look http://i.imgur.com/ZIKRsDK.jpg
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^^Finally an explanation!! you win the Internets!
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"The Frumpy Equestrian." I fucking love it.
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I dressed like an 80's era molester in the 70's before it was cool.
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@ Assisse that pic looks so much like the college I attended in East Texas that I think it must be that college. The girls all looked the same back then too!

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