Did you, by any chance, also pen the one about PC backlash? This has the same sort of "take a valid point and then get so preachy about it that nobody wants to agree" flavor to it.

The government didn't shut down because "they couldn't figure out health care", the government shut down because a bunch of bungling, teabagging, grandstanding shithooks thought they could profit from feeding misguided hysteria to ignoramuses. I guess they got you too.

I want my MTv.

"children go hungry, gays get lynched, black people get shot or arrested for being black"

That's not what people are usually talking about. They're talking about their iPad Air breaking because they dropped it while leaping back to avoid the flying drops of hot vanilla latte when a mandolin carver slammed down his PUT A BEARD ON IT! coffee mug in protest of the vanilla beans not being locally-sourced.

I hired a third-world child from fiverr.com to author a scathing reply to this I,A but then my Google Glass ran out of smug and I can't paste it here, FML

Pshaw whatever....

haha a mandolin carver! I love you Todd

I am soooo tired of the phrase
"first world problem".