There’s Only Two Must Follow Rules In Life

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1
I've uploaded your uptight toothbrush spiel many times dude...so far, the saga goes, my anus to your mouth(s) to some uhaul in sw pdx to your pod in Salem, back to portland.

Again my anus while I briskly walked in place to your storage unit on Glisan?
2
I bet he/she's a battered spouse. Shame on you for not sharing!
3
Like I'm always telling my roommates, it’s MY fucking butt plug, it’s not YOUR fucking butt plug.
4
How do you keep the toothpaste on the brush?
5
Doesn't that limit how many times you brush your teeth if you only do it in the shower? This is a bad sign and will not get better.