You want to fuck your roommates grandpa? So if i do my age-gap math correctly, "gush" might not be the word I'd use, unless i was describing a poligrip crime scene in the bathroom sink.
Get use to the smell of Ben-Gay. If that doesn't turn you off, his memories of the widowed wife will. Probably the only thing that will get swollen is his prostate. Yeah, Yeah those blue pills,but he will have to stop grinding to take a pee every half hour.Then the usual STD check up you will need because nursing homes are petrie dishes for these old goats.
Two more: pubic dandruff.
Sooo, no dark sheets mmmkay?!