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1
Right now, I hear a lot of talk, but not a lot of grampa humpin'
2
So you like Grandpas, eh? Well, I'm down for sloppy seconds.
3
You want to fuck your roommates grandpa? So if i do my age-gap math correctly, "gush" might not be the word I'd use, unless i was describing a poligrip crime scene in the bathroom sink.
4
two words: gray pubes.

Two more: pubic dandruff.

Sooo, no dark sheets mmmkay?!
5
Get use to the smell of Ben-Gay. If that doesn't turn you off, his memories of the widowed wife will. Probably the only thing that will get swollen is his prostate. Yeah, Yeah those blue pills,but he will have to stop grinding to take a pee every half hour.Then the usual STD check up you will need because nursing homes are petrie dishes for these old goats.
6
oh yeah, the farts. Can't wait for part 2.
7
Is this a Vagisil plug? C'mon now Merc, you're really pusg ing the "news"/"ad revenue" boundaries.
8
Is part two the funeral?
9
We better get a follow-up to this in 2 weeks!
10
Sexy eyes, and a truck, too? Better grab him before those bitches at the bridge club get their claws into him!
11
You people who live in casinos crack me up.
12
Hey, there hornita, look at me.

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